Press down……down
more……ok……more……yes……ahh…….yes……almost
there……yeah……oh shit……harder……so good! Yeah, that’s textual
intercourse!.

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It must have been a rainy day when you were born..
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Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

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The word HELLO means:
H=How are you?
E=Evrything alright?
L=Like 2 hear from you!
L=Love 2 see you soon
O=Obviously
I miss you..SO, HELLO

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Have you ever been to the moon ?
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no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

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If your right leg was thanksgiving
and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

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I looked up sexy in the dictionary today

and your name was listed

Hey, is your dad a terrorist?
Cos baby, you’re the bomb!
Your daddy must have been a hunter
because you’re a fox!

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I have had a really bad day
and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?

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Roses are red.
voilets are corny.
when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

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It is deaf
and it wants to have sex with you…………………. What do you say?


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