December 28, 2009 - 4:41 pm
Tags: DOUBLE MEANING SMS, FUNNY SMS
Posted in POLITIC SMS | No comments
Arz kia hai:
Aag lagi huwi thi…
Justice ki Phati hui thi,
Altaf ki hati hui thi..
Tumhe kya pata ay mere dost,,
Mother day par karachi ki apni hi maa chudi
hui thi.
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Some men change their party for the sake of
their principles; others their principles for the sake of their
party.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes
from the poor and [...]
December 28, 2009 - 4:33 pm
Tags: CUTE, FUNNY SMS, love, WIFE
Posted in WIFE SMS | No comments
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, [...]
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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Friendship is not a game to play
Friendship is not a game to play, [...]
December 28, 2009 - 4:11 pm
Tags: FUNNY SMS, GOOD SMS, joke sms
Posted in naughty sms | No comments
“A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
“jaki chan ka sms
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“It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your [...]
December 28, 2009 - 4:04 pm
Tags: FUNNY, JOKES, NAUGHT, sms
Posted in joke sms | No comments
Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai “Light chali gai hai” “Aadmi bnaijo Replied” “Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao”/
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Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo [...]
December 28, 2009 - 3:52 pm
Tags: cute sms, KISS, KISSING, sms
Posted in Kiss SMS, Uncategorized | No comments
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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What is kiss?
A [...]
December 27, 2009 - 11:38 am
Tags: FUNNY SMS, Kiss SMS, LOVE SMS
Posted in COOL SMS | No comments
It feels nice when some1 misses u
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1’s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to [...]
December 27, 2009 - 11:35 am
Tags: joke sms, naughty sms, sms
Posted in FUNNY SMS | No comments
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I don”t have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-”
“Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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December 27, 2009 - 11:31 am
Tags: day sms, LOVE SMS, night sms
Posted in FUNNY SMS | No comments
MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God [...]
If love were a movie, you’d be a box office hit!
If love were a movie, you’d be a box office hit!
I see you in every passing face
Love is like quicksand – the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was [...]