December 28, 2009 - 4:33 pm
Tags: CUTE, FUNNY SMS, love, WIFE
Posted in WIFE SMS | No comments
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, [...]
December 28, 2009 - 4:04 pm
Tags: FUNNY, JOKES, NAUGHT, sms
Posted in joke sms | No comments
Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai “Light chali gai hai” “Aadmi bnaijo Replied” “Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao”/
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Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo [...]
December 28, 2009 - 3:52 pm
Tags: cute sms, KISS, KISSING, sms
Posted in Kiss SMS, Uncategorized | No comments
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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What is kiss?
A [...]
December 27, 2009 - 11:35 am
Tags: joke sms, naughty sms, sms
Posted in FUNNY SMS | No comments
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I don”t have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-”
“Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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If love were a movie, you’d be a box office hit!
If love were a movie, you’d be a box office hit!
I see you in every passing face
Love is like quicksand – the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was [...]
December 27, 2009 - 10:30 am
Tags: hnaughty sms, love, sms
Posted in LOVE SMS | No comments
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
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How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?”
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I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for [...]
December 27, 2009 - 10:28 am
Tags: FUNNY SMS, love, night sms, sms
Posted in LOVE SMS | No comments
I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved.
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One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love.
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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
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A. man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
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LOVE: The [...]
December 26, 2009 - 6:17 pm
Tags: LOVE SMS, naught sms, sms
Posted in LOVE SMS | No comments
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
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You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
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Your love’s better than chocolate.
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Your love’s better than chocolate.
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You’re the icing on my cake. What’s that? Chocolate, of course…
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Your love’s better than [...]