At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
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Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u… well get [...]
December 28, 2009 - 4:11 pm
Tags: FUNNY SMS, GOOD SMS, joke sms
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“A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
“jaki chan ka sms
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“It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your [...]
December 28, 2009 - 4:04 pm
Tags: FUNNY, JOKES, NAUGHT, sms
Posted in joke sms | No comments
Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai “Light chali gai hai” “Aadmi bnaijo Replied” “Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao”/
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Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo [...]
December 28, 2009 - 3:52 pm
Tags: cute sms, KISS, KISSING, sms
Posted in Kiss SMS, Uncategorized | No comments
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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What is kiss?
A [...]
December 28, 2009 - 3:45 pm
Tags: EID SMS, joke sms, LOVLY SMS
Posted in EID MUBARIK SMS | No comments
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Seeng [...]
If love were a movie, you’d be a box office hit!
If love were a movie, you’d be a box office hit!
I see you in every passing face
Love is like quicksand – the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was [...]
December 27, 2009 - 10:37 am
Tags: Good Morning, love, Romance, sms
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love
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Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
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Love conquers all.
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Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and VERY important.
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The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt
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The best way to love is to love like you have never been [...]
December 27, 2009 - 10:30 am
Tags: hnaughty sms, love, sms
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At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
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How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?”
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I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for [...]
December 27, 2009 - 10:28 am
Tags: FUNNY SMS, love, night sms, sms
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I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved.
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One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love.
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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
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A. man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
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LOVE: The [...]
December 26, 2009 - 6:17 pm
Tags: LOVE SMS, naught sms, sms
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
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You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
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Your love’s better than chocolate.
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Your love’s better than chocolate.
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You’re the icing on my cake. What’s that? Chocolate, of course…
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Your love’s better than [...]
